XTREME SEMANTICS!

The XWJF would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Luke Wilson on becoming the BEST CLUB JUGGLER in the world: without even having to pay his own (return) airfare to Las Vegas.

It's official: according to the WJF, in the advanced club juggling tournament at last years competition (2005), Vova Galchenko beat Thomas Dietz on the strength of his 3 club routine.

However, at the only competition of it's kind, where 3 club jugglers are pitted against 3 club jugglers (after all, why should jugglers compete against other circus artists in competition?), Wilson's dropless routine (consisting of one long connection bonus (over 3o moves in 2 minutes, compared to Vova's 23 in 3 minutes 15 seconds at the WJF), performed without leaving the 1 square metre floor space he had allotted himself, achieved a higher point score than Galchenko, and took the first place (and a cash prize)!

And before anyone brings up the inconvenient problem of someone else actually being the best juggler in the world, let us remind you: Wilson has NEVER been beaten in competition by Anthony Gatto. Simply more proof of his default win of this title - BEST CLUB JUGGLER IN THE WORLD.

So congratulations again Luke: Xtreme Semantics prevail!

("Vova Article" from the WJF)

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